blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

vnveiled:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowded street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

unsatisfiedjudge:

your words no longer mean anything to me

"When I couldn’t see them, I thought just for a bit, that what I felt was loneliness. But I won’t tell him that either" — Zoku Natsume Yuujinchou [That Which You Must Not Call]